Made me chuckle

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

AGORAPHOBIA: I heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock....

SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House.

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

Lord of the Dance

The story line of Lord of the Dance

The stories had all been written and everyone knew their parts.

But the ancient clans, sitting in their
stone circles, heard rum-blings and
the spirits dream was troubled. A new dark power
had emerged to challenge the Lord of the Dance.

The little spirit travels through time
and space to help the Lord
of the Dance protect his mythical people.
On an incredible adventure
they encounter love, desire and danger.

My wife and I had the pleasure of going to see Lord of the Dance Monday night. It was amazing. I have been waiting 9 years to see it. It is a combination of sensual dance (not inappropriate), darkness, and gifted dancers. The finale is amazing, Anyone who has seen or heard Lord of the Dance can only imagine what it is like in real life. I cannot put the experience in words, but as a freind said earlier.....wow... that about sums it up.