Thursday, December 14, 2006

Made me chuckle

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are


AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

AGORAPHOBIA: I heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock....

SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House.

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

3 comments:

carebear said...

LOL
funny

Nin said...

very funny...
The schizophrenia one was my fave.

I agree with your "wow" on Lord of the Dance,
That's the only word I could say afterwards. It was amazing! Now I can't wait to see another one!
The talent was awesome, although that word isn't good enough

flowerlady said...

I will try to remember not to kiss Santa Claus!